September 17, 2008

All My Children... I think

I never knew that I had 7 kids. I thought that I only had three, but my kids have proved me wrong. I found an un-flushed toilet (yes, I know, very disgusting!). I guess that I will have to go over ONCE again, the hygiene talk as well as bad germs, etc. I called the kids in and asked who did it. Here is the conversation as it happened:
Me: "Who went to the bathroom and didn't flush?"
Kids: (in unison) "Not me."
Me: "Not me does NOT live here. Which one of you did it? I Don't Know, didn't do it."
Now, I won't say who confessed, it has been all three at one time or another.
Geez! Am I the only one who has invisible children? Lets count how many I have, shall we...
1. Charles
2. Mareal
3. James
4. Not Me
5. I didn't do it
6. I don't know
7. It wasn't me

3 comments:

*MARY* said...

when something like this happens in my family, like breaking eggs all over the kitchen, my kids start out by blaming each other then they work together and say Dad did it. Ooookaaay right, Dad had an egg throwing party uh huh. Those little liars.

Marivic_Little GrumpyAngel said...

This is so funny because this is so true. I don't know what it is but I have 2 very gifed teen agers who all of a sudden don't know anything or can't remember anything when confronted with their "sin" :-)

MERRIANNE said...

ha ha! sometimes i have invisible children, too!!!!!