Me: "Who went to the bathroom and didn't flush?"
Kids: (in unison) "Not me."
Me: "Not me does NOT live here. Which one of you did it? I Don't Know, didn't do it."
Now, I won't say who confessed, it has been all three at one time or another.
Geez! Am I the only one who has invisible children? Lets count how many I have, shall we...
4. Not Me
5. I didn't do it
6. I don't know
7. It wasn't me