Me: "Who went to the bathroom and didn't flush?"
Kids: (in unison) "Not me."
Me: "Not me does NOT live here. Which one of you did it? I Don't Know, didn't do it."
Now, I won't say who confessed, it has been all three at one time or another.
Geez! Am I the only one who has invisible children? Lets count how many I have, shall we...
1. Charles
2. Mareal
3. James
4. Not Me
5. I didn't do it
6. I don't know
7. It wasn't me
3 comments:
when something like this happens in my family, like breaking eggs all over the kitchen, my kids start out by blaming each other then they work together and say Dad did it. Ooookaaay right, Dad had an egg throwing party uh huh. Those little liars.
This is so funny because this is so true. I don't know what it is but I have 2 very gifed teen agers who all of a sudden don't know anything or can't remember anything when confronted with their "sin" :-)
ha ha! sometimes i have invisible children, too!!!!!
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